The Real RocketRunner


secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

*draws figures wearing oven mitts so I don’t have to draw hands*



okay but at this summer art program I really did have a classmate who created this whole complex world for his comic and the culture of the main characters considered hands to be inappropriate parts of the body and everyone wore oven mitt like things to fulfill this extensively developed world he had created just so he wouldn’t have to draw hands

absolutely fucking incredible

Forget all other AUs, Oven Mitt AU is clearly the best.




i find it really difficult writing donation posts because i’m so used to trying to downplay everything to make it seem like it’s not a big deal when in reality it’s hurting a lot

like whether it’s about abuse or homelessness or w/e i just sort of go


if you can donate i’d be really grateful, i don’t need much, just a few £’s would be greatly appreciated thank you

ok i really need to get out of here