The Real RocketRunner

alkthash:

celebrate-the-magic:

The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued. 

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Only if the legal settlement includes a clause where they are required to wear shirts with a bullseye on them, stand in a spot for 12 hours in a New York Street and let any passer by throw an orange at them. 

I think that, even without that, the catharsis from this news is equivalent to that one episode of the Gmod Idiot Box where Fred (as in the YouTube guy) got his balls smashed in with a wrench.

alyossan:

thedrunkenminstrel:

alkthash:

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

Speaking of which, I think this is the year Wisconsin is due for a cicada swarm. 

Welp.

Buying meself a flamethrower.

Come here Jerry, I don’t think they’re supposed to come to Georgia!

I might be wrong on this, but doesn’t Georgia have mosquitoes?

Alkthash: emberjay: gaytarosrevenge: no but seriously, fuck microsoft, fuck ea,...

thedrunkenminstrel:

thefutureghost:

emberjay:

gaytarosrevenge:

no but seriously, fuck microsoft, fuck ea, fuck sony, and to a lesser extent fuck nintendo

i just want fucking video games

no gimmicks

no social media

no FUCKING TELEVISION

just

fucking

VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

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WHY DO GAMING COMPANIES NOT…

I’m sorry all I hear is whinging.

Like you’re still going to get video games, and they’re not going to be getting worse. Doesnt matter if you like this trend or not, it works from a business sense.

Whether or not it works from a marketing standpoint is debatable in a world where everyone who could afford these devices already has something that can do the same thing. Remember how Resident Evil 6 tried to stretch itself out to multiple markets? Remember how that worked out? No I will not let that game go.

And even if it is, people have the right to disagree with the choice and dislike it and post their discontent on the internet.

I know what I’m about to say isn’t that much of a better option, but computer gaming is also a good alternative.

luce-felice:

Blossom was all about the do-good, American Heroes.

Buttercup loved the edgy heroes with dark pasts and complex morals.

Bubbles knew Japanese well enough to read and understand comic books from Japan intended for her age group. That’s actually very impressive, but then again, this is the girl who can speak squirrel.

latinobynameonly:

alyossan:

misterjuantastic:

alyossan:

When you’re incredibly hungry but too tired to cook anything remotely good

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Essentially yeah. I normally just make toast with maple syrup when that happens because Bobby is apparently my cooking sensei and that is the most depressing thing I have ever typed

Haha I’ve never even eaten toast with maple syrup but it sounds like something I’m going to end up eating every night once I’m living by myself

This is why I freeze bagels and just warm them up in the oven. They get all nice and fluffy and are as close to fresh as you can get….except I remember now that very few places have good bagels…

Funny, I had a Calculus teacher in high school who did that.

Now that I think about it, piloting old BattleMechs must be interesting. Like, you climb in and the seat is like that of an older economy car, some of the displays are probably CRT monitors, PPCs and lasers always give off this slight hum and you can probably hear a bit of a rattle when you accelerate.